If you’re allergic to bad grammar and poor word usage, you have to be very careful who you hang out with, because it can be dangerous. (In fairness, though, I should point out that there’s a missing comma in the last frame, but maybe the victim is too sick to realize it.)
If you have a daughter who’s getting close to the age when she might start dating, here’s an application that you might want to consider adopting to screen her potential suitors.
First it was bees dying for unknown reasons that some people believe are linked to modern technology. Now it appears that birds are having trouble adapting, too.
Fantasy has become a very popular literary genre, and it appears that another classic work of fantasy has just been published.
It’s very important that schools teach students to be independent and critical thinkers. How else would they be able to come to the correct conclusions they’re expected to come to and obey everything that teachers and politicians tell them?