The very existence of the Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition is ridiculous. It’s not about sports. It’s not about swimwear. It’s thinly veiled sexual titillation for those who prefer not to go to a porn site, I suppose. But if you’re going to publish such a goofy book of soft-core porn, at least embrace the truth of what you’re doing. Don’t include a Muslim model wearing a head-to-toe outfit and act as though you’re being “inclusive,” which Sports Illustrated is doing this year. They never bothered to feature any modestly clad Baptists or Mormons or whatever before. The only reason to do this is to pander to the gospel of inclusion. It’s ridiculous, especially for an edition that exists for nothing other than to sexually arouse men by showing as much skin as possible.