{"id":10437,"date":"2012-02-10T15:00:34","date_gmt":"2012-02-10T21:00:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.davidmcelroy.org\/?p=10437"},"modified":"2012-02-10T15:52:55","modified_gmt":"2012-02-10T21:52:55","slug":"friday-funnies-14","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/davidmcelroy.org\/?p=10437","title":{"rendered":"FRIDAY FUNNIES"},"content":{"rendered":"

We might all need a little therapy, but sometimes the dog has an entirely different reason for you to spend $120 an hour.<\/p>\n

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It took a long time, but the ducks finally fought back with decoys of their own.<\/p>\n

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Some women have accused men of looking at them in inappropriate ways — instead of looking them in the eyes. This would definitely turn the tables with some women I know.<\/p>\n

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When people ask you whether you’ve found Jesus, you’d better make sure you know for sure what they’re talking about.<\/p>\n

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And, finally, Mitt Romney’s campaign is considering coming out with a yard sign that reflects the real enthusiasm of the Republican voters who seem certain to make him the GOP nominee.<\/p>\n

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