{"id":10718,"date":"2012-02-17T14:00:15","date_gmt":"2012-02-17T20:00:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.davidmcelroy.org\/?p=10718"},"modified":"2012-02-17T13:13:47","modified_gmt":"2012-02-17T19:13:47","slug":"friday-funnies-15","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/davidmcelroy.org\/?p=10718","title":{"rendered":"FRIDAY FUNNIES"},"content":{"rendered":"

Unless you were hiding under a rock this week, you probably heard that a celebrity died last weekend. Here’s a template for generic celebrity death coverage.<\/p>\n

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Although he’s not technically dead — or is a wooden boy alive in the first place — Pinnochio might as well be dead when it comes to dating. Every time he tries to talk to girls online, this keeps happening.<\/p>\n

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Some people have better luck finding friends when they’re younger, even if the friends sometimes are<\/em> imaginary. (If you don’t get this one, ask the nearest math geek to explain it to you.)<\/p>\n

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If you read some books about success and hear some successful people talk about how they became successful, you’ll come to the conclusion that it’s a straight line from great idea to success. This is a much more realistic view.<\/p>\n

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Thanks to extensive new archeological evidence, we now know the true purpose of Stonehenge.<\/p>\n

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