{"id":11793,"date":"2012-03-23T14:00:20","date_gmt":"2012-03-23T19:00:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.davidmcelroy.org\/?p=11793"},"modified":"2012-03-23T13:19:16","modified_gmt":"2012-03-23T18:19:16","slug":"friday-funnies-19","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/davidmcelroy.org\/?p=11793","title":{"rendered":"FRIDAY FUNNIES"},"content":{"rendered":"

Everyone was excited when God agreed to be a contestant on Jeopardy, but the show lost a lot of suspense after people realized He knew everything. Norman wasn’t happy with this turn of events.<\/p>\n

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After Cookie Monster started messing with his browser settings, he found something that left him terribly upset and not sure he could keep using a computer.<\/p>\n

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After Carl’s trainer recommended curls, he was embarrassed to realize that there had been some miscommunication.<\/p>\n

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No matter how many times some people are warned, they still let themselves get burned to a crisp after they start working on their tans in the spring as they get ready for summer.<\/p>\n

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If you ever wonder why we no longer have real balloon animals, you’ll eventually discover that the answer is far simpler than you’d imagined.<\/p>\n

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