{"id":12289,"date":"2012-04-20T14:00:22","date_gmt":"2012-04-20T19:00:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.davidmcelroy.org\/?p=12289"},"modified":"2012-04-13T10:32:12","modified_gmt":"2012-04-13T15:32:12","slug":"friday-funnies-21","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/davidmcelroy.org\/?p=12289","title":{"rendered":"FRIDAY FUNNIES"},"content":{"rendered":"

Even though he wasn’t under the influence of any substance, the knight knew that he had never been able to move in a straight line, so he was in trouble.<\/p>\n

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Online shopping has become so convenient that some people aren’t quite sure how to act on those rare occasions when they have to go to a real store these days.<\/p>\n

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Prayer is so old fashioned to some people, it seems. God should be reading our tweets and blogs and Facebook pages.<\/p>\n

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Things are rough for kids at modern schools. How do they make it without fast Internet connections?<\/p>\n

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Of course, if the online obsession continues, this is going to be the natural outcome.<\/p>\n

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