{"id":12298,"date":"2012-04-06T16:28:09","date_gmt":"2012-04-06T21:28:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.davidmcelroy.org\/?p=12298"},"modified":"2012-04-06T16:28:09","modified_gmt":"2012-04-06T21:28:09","slug":"friday-funnies-22","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/davidmcelroy.org\/?p=12298","title":{"rendered":"FRIDAY FUNNIES"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s Easter weekend and chocolate bunnies everywhere are being assaulted by kids and adults alike.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.davidmcelroy.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/My-butt-hurts.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-12303\" title=\"My butt hurts\" src=\"http:\/\/www.davidmcelroy.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/My-butt-hurts.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"459\" height=\"584\" srcset=\"https:\/\/davidmcelroy.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/My-butt-hurts.jpg 459w, https:\/\/davidmcelroy.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/My-butt-hurts-235x300.jpg 235w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 459px) 100vw, 459px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><!--more-->What kid hasn&#8217;t wondered how Santa gets all of the toys out at Christmas? Have you wondered the same thing about the Easter Bunny?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.davidmcelroy.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/Easter-Bunny-outsourcing.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-12302\" title=\"Easter Bunny outsourcing\" src=\"http:\/\/www.davidmcelroy.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/Easter-Bunny-outsourcing.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"459\" height=\"454\" srcset=\"https:\/\/davidmcelroy.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/Easter-Bunny-outsourcing.jpg 459w, https:\/\/davidmcelroy.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/Easter-Bunny-outsourcing-300x296.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 459px) 100vw, 459px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Few things are more traditional for Easter than dyed eggs, but some people still don&#8217;t approve.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.davidmcelroy.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/Dye-job.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-12301\" title=\"Dye job\" src=\"http:\/\/www.davidmcelroy.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/Dye-job.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"459\" height=\"581\" srcset=\"https:\/\/davidmcelroy.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/Dye-job.jpg 459w, https:\/\/davidmcelroy.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/Dye-job-237x300.jpg 237w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 459px) 100vw, 459px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Some competitive eggs have been preparing all year for the big Easter dying contest.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.davidmcelroy.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/Egg-dying-contest.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-12300\" title=\"Egg dying contest\" src=\"http:\/\/www.davidmcelroy.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/Egg-dying-contest.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"458\" height=\"229\" srcset=\"https:\/\/davidmcelroy.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/Egg-dying-contest.gif 458w, https:\/\/davidmcelroy.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/Egg-dying-contest-300x150.gif 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 458px) 100vw, 458px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>And, finally, a reminder that Easter means something far more than chocolate bunnies and eggs for some of us. It celebrates the Resurrection of Jesus, which is a lot more meaningful in the long term than all the chocolate you can buy.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.davidmcelroy.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/Easter-hollow.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-12299\" title=\"Easter-hollow\" src=\"http:\/\/www.davidmcelroy.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/Easter-hollow.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"459\" height=\"364\" srcset=\"https:\/\/davidmcelroy.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/Easter-hollow.gif 459w, https:\/\/davidmcelroy.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/Easter-hollow-300x237.gif 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 459px) 100vw, 459px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s Easter weekend and chocolate bunnies everywhere are being assaulted by kids and adults alike.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-12298","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-uncategorized","7":"entry"},"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1x9iR-3cm","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidmcelroy.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12298","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidmcelroy.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidmcelroy.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcelroy.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcelroy.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=12298"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcelroy.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12298\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12305,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcelroy.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12298\/revisions\/12305"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidmcelroy.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=12298"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcelroy.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=12298"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcelroy.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=12298"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}