{"id":12969,"date":"2012-04-27T14:00:22","date_gmt":"2012-04-27T19:00:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.davidmcelroy.org\/?p=12969"},"modified":"2012-04-27T13:26:45","modified_gmt":"2012-04-27T18:26:45","slug":"friday-funnies-24","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/davidmcelroy.org\/?p=12969","title":{"rendered":"FRIDAY FUNNIES"},"content":{"rendered":"

It’s just polite to keep your animals out of other people’s yards, whether there’s a leash law where you live or not.<\/p>\n

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Fortunately for the seal, he was able to escape by confusing the shark long enough to think about this odd quandary. I wonder whether this fellow is related to my Official Seal.<\/p>\n

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Now you know the truth. They don’t really wear enormous hats. They just have enormous heads.<\/p>\n

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You’re either goofy enough to laugh at some jokes or else you just roll your eyes instead. This is one of those.<\/p>\n

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Finally, I have no idea why this reminded a friend enough to send it to me. I pointed out, though, that I already have the actors to film this movie in my back yard.<\/p>\n

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