{"id":13212,"date":"2012-05-04T14:00:25","date_gmt":"2012-05-04T19:00:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.davidmcelroy.org\/?p=13212"},"modified":"2012-05-04T11:55:48","modified_gmt":"2012-05-04T16:55:48","slug":"friday-funnies-25","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/davidmcelroy.org\/?p=13212","title":{"rendered":"FRIDAY FUNNIES"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The new wireless technology these days means that many birds have some adjustments to make.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.davidmcelroy.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/Bird-uses-WiFi.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-13259\" title=\"Bird uses WiFi\" src=\"http:\/\/www.davidmcelroy.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/Bird-uses-WiFi.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"460\" height=\"391\" srcset=\"https:\/\/davidmcelroy.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/Bird-uses-WiFi.jpg 460w, https:\/\/davidmcelroy.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/Bird-uses-WiFi-300x255.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 460px) 100vw, 460px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><!--more-->Speaking of wireless technology, why it is that communications technology can sometimes make it so hard to communicate with those around us? Does it really just mean that we have little to say to the people who are actually in our lives?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.davidmcelroy.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/Looking-at-phone.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-13260\" title=\"Looking at phone\" src=\"http:\/\/www.davidmcelroy.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/Looking-at-phone.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"459\" height=\"528\" srcset=\"https:\/\/davidmcelroy.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/Looking-at-phone.jpg 459w, https:\/\/davidmcelroy.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/Looking-at-phone-260x300.jpg 260w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 459px) 100vw, 459px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Even an English major can dream, although he&#8217;s probably doing his dreaming between customers at Starbuck&#8217;s.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.davidmcelroy.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/Perks-of-being-an-English-major.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-13261\" title=\"Perks of being an English major\" src=\"http:\/\/www.davidmcelroy.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/Perks-of-being-an-English-major.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"459\" height=\"433\" srcset=\"https:\/\/davidmcelroy.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/Perks-of-being-an-English-major.jpg 459w, https:\/\/davidmcelroy.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/Perks-of-being-an-English-major-300x283.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 459px) 100vw, 459px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Republican voters are finally starting to come to grips with the notion that Mitt Romney is going to be their nominee, but they&#8217;re having some &#8220;runaway bride&#8221; moments.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.davidmcelroy.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/Romneys-reluctant-bride.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-13262\" title=\"Romney's reluctant bride\" src=\"http:\/\/www.davidmcelroy.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/Romneys-reluctant-bride.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"460\" height=\"384\" srcset=\"https:\/\/davidmcelroy.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/Romneys-reluctant-bride.png 460w, https:\/\/davidmcelroy.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/Romneys-reluctant-bride-300x250.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 460px) 100vw, 460px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>And, finally, if you don&#8217;t get this joke, you&#8217;re probably qualified to work in government and plan the economy.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.davidmcelroy.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/New-tax-plan.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-13263\" title=\"New tax plan\" src=\"http:\/\/www.davidmcelroy.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/New-tax-plan.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"459\" height=\"348\" srcset=\"https:\/\/davidmcelroy.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/New-tax-plan.jpg 459w, https:\/\/davidmcelroy.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/New-tax-plan-300x227.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 459px) 100vw, 459px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The new wireless technology these days means that many birds have some adjustments to make.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-13212","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-uncategorized","7":"entry"},"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1x9iR-3r6","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidmcelroy.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13212","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidmcelroy.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidmcelroy.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcelroy.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcelroy.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=13212"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcelroy.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13212\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13265,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcelroy.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13212\/revisions\/13265"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidmcelroy.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=13212"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcelroy.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=13212"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcelroy.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=13212"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}