{"id":13995,"date":"2012-05-25T14:16:18","date_gmt":"2012-05-25T19:16:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.davidmcelroy.org\/?p=13995"},"modified":"2012-05-25T14:15:11","modified_gmt":"2012-05-25T19:15:11","slug":"friday-funnies-28","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/davidmcelroy.org\/?p=13995","title":{"rendered":"FRIDAY FUNNIES"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In honor of the publication of an ebook of cat cartoons by my cartoonist friend, Tom Briscoe, all of today&#8217;s funnies are related to cats. I also recommend you take a look at Tom&#8217;s lighthearted $2.99 Kindle ebook, &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/99-Reasons-Hate-Cats-ebook\/dp\/B0085HN8N6\/\" target=\"_blank\">99 Reasons to Hate Cats<\/a>.&#8221; Whether you love \u2019em or hate \u2019em, you&#8217;ll find plenty in there to recognize and chuckle about, especially if you&#8217;ve lived closely with felines.<\/p>\n<p>If you&#8217;ve ever seen a cat carefully studying a jump for awhile before executing the maneuver, you might wonder what&#8217;s going through his mind. Now you know.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.davidmcelroy.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/Cat-higher-math.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-14026\" title=\"Cat-higher math\" src=\"http:\/\/www.davidmcelroy.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/Cat-higher-math.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"459\" height=\"435\" srcset=\"https:\/\/davidmcelroy.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/Cat-higher-math.jpg 459w, https:\/\/davidmcelroy.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/Cat-higher-math-300x284.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 459px) 100vw, 459px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><!--more-->Almost all of us take our orders from somewhere. Have you ever wondered who decides what things your cat is going to destroy next?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.davidmcelroy.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/Your-cats-boss.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-14027\" title=\"Your cat's boss\" src=\"http:\/\/www.davidmcelroy.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/Your-cats-boss.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"459\" height=\"364\" srcset=\"https:\/\/davidmcelroy.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/Your-cats-boss.gif 459w, https:\/\/davidmcelroy.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/Your-cats-boss-300x237.gif 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 459px) 100vw, 459px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>You might not care for the destruction your cats inflict upon your household, but other cats are very impressed with the hard work and artistry.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.davidmcelroy.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/Cat-interior-decorating.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-14028\" title=\"Cat interior decorating\" src=\"http:\/\/www.davidmcelroy.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/Cat-interior-decorating.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"458\" height=\"352\" srcset=\"https:\/\/davidmcelroy.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/Cat-interior-decorating.jpg 458w, https:\/\/davidmcelroy.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/Cat-interior-decorating-300x230.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 458px) 100vw, 458px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>The cats were happy to figure out how to use the computer to place an online pizza order, but they weren&#8217;t prepared for the man of the house to stop the product of their genius at the door when it was delivered.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.davidmcelroy.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/Cats-order-pizza.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-14029\" title=\"Cats order pizza\" src=\"http:\/\/www.davidmcelroy.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/Cats-order-pizza.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"459\" height=\"549\" srcset=\"https:\/\/davidmcelroy.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/Cats-order-pizza.jpg 459w, https:\/\/davidmcelroy.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/Cats-order-pizza-250x300.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 459px) 100vw, 459px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>The neighborhood cats rarely let Sparky play when the game was Spin the Bottle, because nobody wanted to kiss a slobbery dog.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.davidmcelroy.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/Pets-play-spin-the-bottle.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-14030\" title=\"Pets play spin the bottle\" src=\"http:\/\/www.davidmcelroy.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/Pets-play-spin-the-bottle.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"459\" height=\"549\" srcset=\"https:\/\/davidmcelroy.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/Pets-play-spin-the-bottle.jpg 459w, https:\/\/davidmcelroy.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/Pets-play-spin-the-bottle-250x300.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 459px) 100vw, 459px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In honor of the publication of an ebook of cat cartoons by my cartoonist friend, Tom Briscoe, all of today&#8217;s funnies are related to cats. I also recommend you take a look at Tom&#8217;s lighthearted $2.99 Kindle ebook, &#8220;99 Reasons to Hate Cats.&#8221; Whether you love \u2019em or hate \u2019em, you&#8217;ll find plenty in there <a href=\"https:\/\/davidmcelroy.org\/?p=13995\" class=\"more-link\">Keep Reading<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-13995","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-uncategorized","7":"entry"},"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1x9iR-3DJ","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidmcelroy.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13995","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidmcelroy.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidmcelroy.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcelroy.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcelroy.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=13995"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcelroy.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13995\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14035,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcelroy.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13995\/revisions\/14035"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidmcelroy.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=13995"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcelroy.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=13995"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcelroy.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=13995"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}