{"id":14461,"date":"2012-06-08T14:00:59","date_gmt":"2012-06-08T19:00:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.davidmcelroy.org\/?p=14461"},"modified":"2012-06-08T13:33:22","modified_gmt":"2012-06-08T18:33:22","slug":"friday-funnies-30","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/davidmcelroy.org\/?p=14461","title":{"rendered":"FRIDAY FUNNIES"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We live in a crazy and scary world when you have to be worried about a salt with a deadly weapon almost everywhere you go.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.davidmcelroy.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/Salt-with-a-deadly-weapon.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-14462\" title=\"Salt with a deadly weapon\" src=\"http:\/\/www.davidmcelroy.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/Salt-with-a-deadly-weapon.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"460\" height=\"460\" srcset=\"https:\/\/davidmcelroy.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/Salt-with-a-deadly-weapon.jpg 460w, https:\/\/davidmcelroy.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/Salt-with-a-deadly-weapon-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/davidmcelroy.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/Salt-with-a-deadly-weapon-300x300.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 460px) 100vw, 460px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><!--more-->Although it&#8217;s not actually dangerous, it can be quite embarrassing if you don&#8217;t read the information carefully when you choose meetings to attend. Take this person, for instance.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.davidmcelroy.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/Cat-holic-meeting.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-14463\" title=\"Cat holic meeting\" src=\"http:\/\/www.davidmcelroy.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/Cat-holic-meeting.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"459\" height=\"515\" srcset=\"https:\/\/davidmcelroy.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/Cat-holic-meeting.jpg 459w, https:\/\/davidmcelroy.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/Cat-holic-meeting-267x300.jpg 267w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 459px) 100vw, 459px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Now you can sing along with the Beatles classic without fearing that you&#8217;re messing up the words. At least not <em>too<\/em> much.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.davidmcelroy.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/Hey-Jude-flowchart.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-14464\" title=\"Hey Jude flowchart\" src=\"http:\/\/www.davidmcelroy.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/Hey-Jude-flowchart.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"459\" height=\"613\" srcset=\"https:\/\/davidmcelroy.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/Hey-Jude-flowchart.jpg 459w, https:\/\/davidmcelroy.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/Hey-Jude-flowchart-224x300.jpg 224w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 459px) 100vw, 459px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>We finally know what happened to the unicorns. They elected not to join that strange boat guy named Noah.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.davidmcelroy.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/What-happened-to-the-unicorns.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-14465\" title=\"What happened to the unicorns\" src=\"http:\/\/www.davidmcelroy.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/What-happened-to-the-unicorns.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"460\" height=\"676\" srcset=\"https:\/\/davidmcelroy.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/What-happened-to-the-unicorns.jpg 460w, https:\/\/davidmcelroy.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/What-happened-to-the-unicorns-204x300.jpg 204w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 460px) 100vw, 460px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>And, finally this week, the recent news that non-white babies outnumber white babies in this country sounded familiar to some people with long memories.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.davidmcelroy.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/Non-white-babies-in-America.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-14466\" title=\"Non-white babies in America\" src=\"http:\/\/www.davidmcelroy.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/Non-white-babies-in-America.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"459\" height=\"339\" srcset=\"https:\/\/davidmcelroy.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/Non-white-babies-in-America.jpg 459w, https:\/\/davidmcelroy.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/Non-white-babies-in-America-300x221.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 459px) 100vw, 459px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We live in a crazy and scary world when you have to be worried about a salt with a deadly weapon almost everywhere you go.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-14461","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-uncategorized","7":"entry"},"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1x9iR-3Lf","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidmcelroy.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14461","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidmcelroy.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidmcelroy.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcelroy.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcelroy.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=14461"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcelroy.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14461\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14469,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcelroy.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14461\/revisions\/14469"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidmcelroy.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=14461"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcelroy.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=14461"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcelroy.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=14461"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}