{"id":14676,"date":"2012-06-15T14:00:35","date_gmt":"2012-06-15T19:00:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.davidmcelroy.org\/?p=14676"},"modified":"2012-06-15T14:10:13","modified_gmt":"2012-06-15T19:10:13","slug":"friday-funnies-31","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/davidmcelroy.org\/?p=14676","title":{"rendered":"FRIDAY FUNNIES"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dorothy knew things were bad when the twister carried her away from Kansas, but she suddenly understood just how bad things really were when she realized what her traveling companions <em>really<\/em> were.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.davidmcelroy.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/Dorothy-Youre-politicians.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-14678\" title=\"Dorothy-You're politicians\" src=\"http:\/\/www.davidmcelroy.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/Dorothy-Youre-politicians.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"458\" height=\"239\" srcset=\"https:\/\/davidmcelroy.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/Dorothy-Youre-politicians.jpg 458w, https:\/\/davidmcelroy.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/Dorothy-Youre-politicians-300x156.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 458px) 100vw, 458px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><!--more-->With some relationships, they can&#8217;t work in the long run, even though nobody&#8217;s really to blame. There&#8217;s just not a good match.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.davidmcelroy.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/Complicated-relationship.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-14679\" title=\"Complicated relationship\" src=\"http:\/\/www.davidmcelroy.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/Complicated-relationship.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"460\" height=\"391\" srcset=\"https:\/\/davidmcelroy.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/Complicated-relationship.jpg 460w, https:\/\/davidmcelroy.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/Complicated-relationship-300x255.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 460px) 100vw, 460px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>People have been telling me for years that I have a book or two in me, but now I understand what they really meant.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.davidmcelroy.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/You-have-a-book-in-you.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-14680\" title=\"You have a book in you\" src=\"http:\/\/www.davidmcelroy.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/You-have-a-book-in-you.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"459\" height=\"515\" srcset=\"https:\/\/davidmcelroy.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/You-have-a-book-in-you.jpg 459w, https:\/\/davidmcelroy.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/You-have-a-book-in-you-267x300.jpg 267w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 459px) 100vw, 459px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Politicians are such nice, generous people &#8212; as long as it&#8217;s with someone else&#8217;s money.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.davidmcelroy.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/Spare-change.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-14682\" title=\"Spare change\" src=\"http:\/\/www.davidmcelroy.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/Spare-change.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"458\" height=\"308\" srcset=\"https:\/\/davidmcelroy.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/Spare-change.jpg 458w, https:\/\/davidmcelroy.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/Spare-change-300x201.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 458px) 100vw, 458px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>The dog finally came up with the explanation for why he was kept on a leash. The cat wasn&#8217;t getting special treatment after all.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.davidmcelroy.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/Dog-and-cat-about-leashes1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-14684\" title=\"Dog and cat about leashes\" src=\"http:\/\/www.davidmcelroy.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/Dog-and-cat-about-leashes1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"458\" height=\"342\" srcset=\"https:\/\/davidmcelroy.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/Dog-and-cat-about-leashes1.jpg 458w, https:\/\/davidmcelroy.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/Dog-and-cat-about-leashes1-300x224.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 458px) 100vw, 458px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dorothy knew things were bad when the twister carried her away from Kansas, but she suddenly understood just how bad things really were when she realized what her traveling companions really were.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-14676","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","category-uncategorized","entry"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1x9iR-3OI","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidmcelroy.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14676","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidmcelroy.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidmcelroy.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcelroy.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcelroy.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=14676"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcelroy.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14676\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14688,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcelroy.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14676\/revisions\/14688"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidmcelroy.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=14676"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcelroy.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=14676"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcelroy.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=14676"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}