{"id":14911,"date":"2012-06-22T14:00:08","date_gmt":"2012-06-22T19:00:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.davidmcelroy.org\/?p=14911"},"modified":"2012-06-22T14:08:10","modified_gmt":"2012-06-22T19:08:10","slug":"friday-funnies-32","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/davidmcelroy.org\/?p=14911","title":{"rendered":"FRIDAY FUNNIES"},"content":{"rendered":"

For those of us who still wander around the world feeling frustrated about poor grammar and spelling, it’s starting to feel as though we need to take this approach — and we’ll still be ignored as people continue to devolve into “txt spk.”<\/p>\n

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Kermit had always suspected he wasn’t like all the other frogs, but nothing could have prepared him for what he was about to learn.<\/p>\n

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Domestic abuse can be a terribly fowl thing.<\/p>\n

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Yes, I really do<\/em> like bad puns. The worse they are, the better I like them.<\/p>\n

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When Twitter had problems on Thursday, there were many people wandering around the world with no other way to deliver their most important messages.<\/p>\n

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