{"id":15344,"date":"2012-07-06T14:00:55","date_gmt":"2012-07-06T19:00:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.davidmcelroy.org\/?p=15344"},"modified":"2012-07-06T14:05:58","modified_gmt":"2012-07-06T19:05:58","slug":"friday-funnies-34","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/davidmcelroy.org\/?p=15344","title":{"rendered":"FRIDAY FUNNIES"},"content":{"rendered":"

With the scorching temperatures experienced by so much of the country lately — including here in Alabama — I’m starting to suspect that the devil has decided he can’t wait for people to get to hell to start working on them. So he’s started to pump his weather up here.<\/p>\n

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Despite the fact that Yoda knew all the answers, he couldn’t score points on Jeopardy because he couldn’t change his speech patterns enough to get credit.<\/p>\n

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Every time I read about confusing archaeological findings, I wonder about wise guys from the past trying to confuse us.<\/p>\n

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Here’s Adolph Hitler taking a picture of himself with his iPhone. Don’t tell me it’s photoshopped, because Photoshop didn’t exist back then.<\/p>\n

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And, finally, a reminder that the person some people are looking for doesn’t really exist among the human race.<\/p>\n

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With the scorching temperatures experienced by so much of the country lately — including here in Alabama — I’m starting to suspect that the devil has decided he can’t wait for people to get to hell to start working on them. So he’s started to pump his weather up here.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-15344","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-uncategorized","7":"entry"},"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1x9iR-3Zu","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidmcelroy.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15344","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidmcelroy.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidmcelroy.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcelroy.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcelroy.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=15344"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcelroy.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15344\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15354,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcelroy.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15344\/revisions\/15354"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidmcelroy.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=15344"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcelroy.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=15344"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcelroy.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=15344"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}