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In this case, the doctor might have misunderstood when the pig said he wanted to be cured.<\/p>\n

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In support of the president’s new effort to let people know they don’t deserve the credit for the things they have, children’s stories are being modified to be politically correct.<\/p>\n

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When you’re dealing with people who seem to know the future, their confidence can seem jarring.<\/p>\n

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In the age in which television is the “thought leader” for almost everyone, aliens will have no reason to say, “Take me to your leader.”<\/p>\n

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If you think your<\/em> junk mail is bad, imagine how this poor guy feels.<\/p>\n

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