{"id":16297,"date":"2012-08-03T14:00:57","date_gmt":"2012-08-03T19:00:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.davidmcelroy.org\/?p=16297"},"modified":"2012-08-03T12:47:47","modified_gmt":"2012-08-03T17:47:47","slug":"friday-funnies-38","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/davidmcelroy.org\/?p=16297","title":{"rendered":"FRIDAY FUNNIES"},"content":{"rendered":"

In honor of what turned out to be the biggest story of the week, we have an all-chicken edition of Friday Funnies. Haven’t you ever wondered where boneless chicken comes from? How did anybody ever breed them to not have the bones? You’ll find the secrets at the fabled Boneless Chicken Ranch.<\/p>\n

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If you wonder why Chick-fil-A opposes homosexuality, a quick review of the company business model makes it clear.<\/p>\n

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When you marry a free-range chicken, you have to know what you’re getting right up front.<\/p>\n

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Although the pair had argued about the matter for years, that still didn’t stop the debate from continuing when it came time to award the prize for who was first.<\/p>\n

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Sadly, some chickens are just very judgmental about this whole issue of people eating them.<\/p>\n

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