{"id":19719,"date":"2013-12-23T10:28:27","date_gmt":"2013-12-23T16:28:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.davidmcelroy.org\/?p=19719"},"modified":"2013-12-23T19:08:51","modified_gmt":"2013-12-24T01:08:51","slug":"treating-phil-robertson-seriously-means-slouching-toward-idiocracy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/davidmcelroy.org\/?p=19719","title":{"rendered":"Treating Phil Robertson seriously means slouching toward &#8216;Idiocracy&#8217;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.davidmcelroy.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/Idiocracy-Ow-My-Balls.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-19720\" alt=\"Idiocracy-Ow My Balls\" src=\"http:\/\/www.davidmcelroy.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/Idiocracy-Ow-My-Balls.jpg\" width=\"459\" height=\"250\" srcset=\"https:\/\/davidmcelroy.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/Idiocracy-Ow-My-Balls.jpg 459w, https:\/\/davidmcelroy.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/Idiocracy-Ow-My-Balls-300x163.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 459px) 100vw, 459px\" \/><\/a>It finally occurred to me over the weekend why I <a title=\"\u2018Duck Dynasty\u2019 just another skirmish in an increasingly stupid culture war\" href=\"http:\/\/www.davidmcelroy.org\/?p=19709\" target=\"_blank\">hate the responses of people on both sides<\/a> of the Phil Robertson controversy. I would object to pretty much any reaction to what Robertson said &#8212; because paying attention to him at all is treating something trivial as though it&#8217;s important.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m no more interested in what Robertson has to say about homosexuality than I would be if he weighed in on whether McDonald&#8217;s or Burger King has better burgers &#8212; or whether Ukraine should join the European Union. He&#8217;s just a random nobody who has been elevated to being a faux &#8220;somebody&#8221; because of &#8220;reality&#8221; television. His views should matter about as much as the views of any random person from the phone book.<\/p>\n<p>The more I think about it, the more I realize that my biggest objection to this entire controversy isn&#8217;t what anyone says about homosexuality or sin or free speech or anything like that. I simply object that we as a society are going down a pop-culture road that leads to becoming &#8220;Idiocracy.&#8221; Taking the theological and political views of a star of &#8220;Duck Dynasty&#8221; seriously makes no sense. When do we put &#8220;Ow! My Balls&#8221; on the air?<\/p>\n<p>When Miley Cyrus made herself into a spectacle four months ago and everybody seemed to be taking her seriously, I begged the culture to <a title=\"If you\u2019ll quit worshiping celebrities, their antics will quit shocking you\" href=\"http:\/\/www.davidmcelroy.org\/?p=19096\" target=\"_blank\">quit worshiping celebrities<\/a>. I&#8217;m not going to repeat what I said there, but I&#8217;ve realized that the Robertson case is more of the same. It&#8217;s a matter of taking a carnival sideshow and pretending it matters to serious discussion.<\/p>\n<p><!--more-->So-called reality television has nothing to do with reality. It&#8217;s planned, scripted and edited. The people running the shows just want consumers to watch. They don&#8217;t care whether you love or hate the people on their shows. The creator of &#8220;Duck Dynasty&#8221; once <a href=\"http:\/\/www.rawstory.com\/rs\/2013\/12\/20\/duck-dynasty-creator-scott-gurney-starred-in-indie-gay-porn-film\/\" target=\"_blank\">starred in an indie film set in the gay porn industry<\/a>, so it doesn&#8217;t seem as though he objected to being associated with the subject. It&#8217;s just entertainment. The people they&#8217;re putting on air are just carnival clowns for your entertainment.<\/p>\n<p>As long as you treat them as carnival fare &#8212; whether it&#8217;s Robertson and Co. or the idiots from &#8220;Jersey Shore&#8221; or &#8220;Teen Mom&#8221; or whatever is on now &#8212; they&#8217;re not that dangerous. They&#8217;re only dangerous when you pretend they matter.<\/p>\n<p>Phil Robertson&#8217;s views about gay people and sin matter about as much as the views of whoever voices the AFLAC duck or Flo the insurance woman. He doesn&#8217;t matter. We&#8217;re elevating junk to serious status &#8212; and further heading down the road toward making all public discourse about entertainment &#8212; when we take him seriously.<\/p>\n<p>If you want to watch idiotic &#8220;reality&#8221; TV, that&#8217;s your call. I guess it&#8217;s no dumber than the episodes of &#8220;Gilligan&#8217;s Island&#8221; that I used to regularly watch. But don&#8217;t let Gilligan set the agenda for public debate. His views don&#8217;t matter. Neither do Phil Robertson&#8217;s.<\/p>\n<p><em><strong>Correction:<\/strong> This story has been updated to reflect that the movie starring &#8220;Duck Dynasty&#8217;s&#8221; creator was not gay porn, as the article originally stated. It was actually an independent film that was set in the gay porn industry.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It finally occurred to me over the weekend why I hate the responses of people on both sides of the Phil Robertson controversy. I would object to pretty much any reaction to what Robertson said &#8212; because paying attention to him at all is treating something trivial as though it&#8217;s important. 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