{"id":6976,"date":"2011-11-11T12:15:46","date_gmt":"2011-11-11T18:15:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.davidmcelroy.org\/?p=6976"},"modified":"2011-11-11T12:15:46","modified_gmt":"2011-11-11T18:15:46","slug":"friday-funnies-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/davidmcelroy.org\/?p=6976","title":{"rendered":"FRIDAY FUNNIES"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In the current environment of horrid grammar and poor word usage, an English teacher can only take so much before snapping. Some of the rest of us aren&#8217;t far behind.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.davidmcelroy.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/When-English-teachers-snap.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-6981\" title=\"When English teachers snap\" src=\"http:\/\/www.davidmcelroy.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/When-English-teachers-snap.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"459\" height=\"449\" srcset=\"https:\/\/davidmcelroy.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/When-English-teachers-snap.jpg 459w, https:\/\/davidmcelroy.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/When-English-teachers-snap-300x293.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 459px) 100vw, 459px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><!--more-->Anybody who&#8217;s ever had a cat should be able to identify with this one.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.davidmcelroy.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/Cat-treadmills.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-6979\" title=\"Cat treadmills\" src=\"http:\/\/www.davidmcelroy.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/Cat-treadmills.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"459\" height=\"338\" srcset=\"https:\/\/davidmcelroy.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/Cat-treadmills.jpg 459w, https:\/\/davidmcelroy.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/Cat-treadmills-300x220.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 459px) 100vw, 459px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>And to be fair to all the dog lovers, this one is just as true. No matter how dumb I am, my dogs have always thought I was perfect.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.davidmcelroy.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/How-dogs-see-god.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-6980\" title=\"How dogs see god\" src=\"http:\/\/www.davidmcelroy.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/How-dogs-see-god.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"458\" height=\"451\" srcset=\"https:\/\/davidmcelroy.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/How-dogs-see-god.jpg 458w, https:\/\/davidmcelroy.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/How-dogs-see-god-300x295.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 458px) 100vw, 458px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>If your doctor or vet asks for a stool sample, I dare you to bring this in.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.davidmcelroy.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/Stool-sample.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-6982\" title=\"Stool sample\" src=\"http:\/\/www.davidmcelroy.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/Stool-sample.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"458\" height=\"275\" srcset=\"https:\/\/davidmcelroy.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/Stool-sample.jpg 458w, https:\/\/davidmcelroy.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/Stool-sample-300x180.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 458px) 100vw, 458px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>This is a few weeks old, but I only noticed it this week. God might have recruited Steve Jobs to work on some really old tablets, it seems.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.davidmcelroy.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/Steve-upgrading-Moses-tablets.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-6983\" title=\"Steve upgrading Moses' tablets\" src=\"http:\/\/www.davidmcelroy.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/Steve-upgrading-Moses-tablets.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"459\" height=\"388\" srcset=\"https:\/\/davidmcelroy.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/Steve-upgrading-Moses-tablets.jpg 459w, https:\/\/davidmcelroy.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/Steve-upgrading-Moses-tablets-300x253.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 459px) 100vw, 459px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Finally, I&#8217;ve been meaning to post this important political poster, but I kept putting it off.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.davidmcelroy.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/Procrastinators-unite.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-6984\" title=\"Procrastinators unite\" src=\"http:\/\/www.davidmcelroy.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/Procrastinators-unite.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"457\" height=\"688\" srcset=\"https:\/\/davidmcelroy.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/Procrastinators-unite.jpg 457w, https:\/\/davidmcelroy.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/Procrastinators-unite-199x300.jpg 199w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 457px) 100vw, 457px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In the current environment of horrid grammar and poor word usage, an English teacher can only take so much before snapping. 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