{"id":7307,"date":"2011-11-18T12:08:00","date_gmt":"2011-11-18T18:08:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.davidmcelroy.org\/?p=7307"},"modified":"2011-11-18T12:08:00","modified_gmt":"2011-11-18T18:08:00","slug":"friday-funnies-4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/davidmcelroy.org\/?p=7307","title":{"rendered":"FRIDAY FUNNIES"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Some turkeys are working on their survival plans right about now, because millions of people are having them over for dinner next Thursday.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.davidmcelroy.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/Turkey-survival-plan.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-7309\" title=\"Turkey survival plan\" src=\"http:\/\/www.davidmcelroy.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/Turkey-survival-plan.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"459\" height=\"435\" srcset=\"https:\/\/davidmcelroy.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/Turkey-survival-plan.jpg 459w, https:\/\/davidmcelroy.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/Turkey-survival-plan-300x284.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 459px) 100vw, 459px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><!--more-->Most people have at least talked to someone who&#8217;s been to a colonoscopy clinic, but no one ever thinks about what goes on at the semicolonoscopy clinic.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.davidmcelroy.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/Semicolonoscopy-clinic.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-7310\" title=\"Semicolonoscopy clinic\" src=\"http:\/\/www.davidmcelroy.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/Semicolonoscopy-clinic.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"460\" height=\"500\" srcset=\"https:\/\/davidmcelroy.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/Semicolonoscopy-clinic.jpg 460w, https:\/\/davidmcelroy.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/Semicolonoscopy-clinic-276x300.jpg 276w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 460px) 100vw, 460px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>If you get this one, you might be a chemistry nerd who pays close attention to language, too.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.davidmcelroy.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/H2O-too.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-7311\" title=\"H2O too\" src=\"http:\/\/www.davidmcelroy.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/H2O-too.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"460\" height=\"601\" srcset=\"https:\/\/davidmcelroy.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/H2O-too.jpg 460w, https:\/\/davidmcelroy.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/H2O-too-229x300.jpg 229w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 460px) 100vw, 460px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Some people believe they listen to talk radio because they want to learn about the world, but we all know the <em>real<\/em> reason for the success of political talk radio.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.davidmcelroy.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/Easy-listening-talk-radio.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-7312\" title=\"Easy listening talk radio\" src=\"http:\/\/www.davidmcelroy.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/Easy-listening-talk-radio.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"459\" height=\"575\" srcset=\"https:\/\/davidmcelroy.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/Easy-listening-talk-radio.jpg 459w, https:\/\/davidmcelroy.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/Easy-listening-talk-radio-239x300.jpg 239w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 459px) 100vw, 459px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>It used to be that letters and reports at work could be kicked back to an employee when they weren&#8217;t written clearly enough or they contained too many grammatical errors. How long until this becomes reality? Or are we already there?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.davidmcelroy.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/Perfect-report.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-7313\" title=\"Perfect report\" src=\"http:\/\/www.davidmcelroy.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/Perfect-report.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"459\" height=\"576\" srcset=\"https:\/\/davidmcelroy.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/Perfect-report.jpg 459w, https:\/\/davidmcelroy.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/Perfect-report-239x300.jpg 239w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 459px) 100vw, 459px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>And, finally, there&#8217;s no reason to explain this one. You&#8217;ll either get it or you won&#8217;t.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.davidmcelroy.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/Your-welcome.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-7314\" title=\"Your welcome\" src=\"http:\/\/www.davidmcelroy.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/Your-welcome.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"460\" height=\"236\" srcset=\"https:\/\/davidmcelroy.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/Your-welcome.jpg 460w, https:\/\/davidmcelroy.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/Your-welcome-300x153.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 460px) 100vw, 460px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Some turkeys are working on their survival plans right about now, because millions of people are having them over for dinner next Thursday.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7307","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","category-uncategorized","entry"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1x9iR-1TR","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidmcelroy.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7307","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidmcelroy.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidmcelroy.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcelroy.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcelroy.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7307"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcelroy.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7307\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7321,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcelroy.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7307\/revisions\/7321"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davidmcelroy.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7307"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcelroy.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7307"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davidmcelroy.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7307"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}