{"id":7585,"date":"2011-11-25T13:27:31","date_gmt":"2011-11-25T19:27:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.davidmcelroy.org\/?p=7585"},"modified":"2011-11-25T13:27:31","modified_gmt":"2011-11-25T19:27:31","slug":"friday-funnies-5","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/davidmcelroy.org\/?p=7585","title":{"rendered":"FRIDAY FUNNIES"},"content":{"rendered":"

This week’s funnies are all about Thanksgiving. It’s a time of year that everyone loves, except certain animals who’d rather be something else to avoid becoming dinner for someone.<\/p>\n

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Have you ever wondered what use that little timer thing serves in turkeys? Well, it turns out that it’s a natural growth that serves the turkeys on vacations.<\/p>\n

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But there are some people who have trouble finding the right bird to cook. In related news, there was sadness on Sesame Street this week when Big Bird disappeared. No one knows yet what happened to him.<\/p>\n

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Once the families finally sit down to eat, everyone has different things to be thankful for — and those things are hardly ever the people they’re sharing the table with.<\/p>\n

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And, finally, every family has someone who likes to cook some strange recipe that nobody likes to eat. Right? Maybe there’s a method to her madness.<\/p>\n

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