{"id":8138,"date":"2011-12-09T14:11:49","date_gmt":"2011-12-09T20:11:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.davidmcelroy.org\/?p=8138"},"modified":"2011-12-09T14:11:49","modified_gmt":"2011-12-09T20:11:49","slug":"friday-funnies-7","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/davidmcelroy.org\/?p=8138","title":{"rendered":"FRIDAY FUNNIES"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As Christmas approaches, these guys are having to set aside their search for self-discovery, but this is what they do in the off-season. (Click this one for a bigger size.)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.davidmcelroy.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/Christmas-group-therapy.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-8139\" title=\"Christmas group therapy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.davidmcelroy.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/Christmas-group-therapy.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"460\" height=\"341\" srcset=\"https:\/\/davidmcelroy.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/Christmas-group-therapy.jpg 920w, https:\/\/davidmcelroy.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/Christmas-group-therapy-300x222.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 460px) 100vw, 460px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><!--more-->If you want to get good stuff from Santa, you have to leave him something he wants, too. It&#8217;s a two-way street, you know.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.davidmcelroy.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/Rice-cakes-for-Santa.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-8140\" title=\"Rice cakes for Santa\" src=\"http:\/\/www.davidmcelroy.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/Rice-cakes-for-Santa.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"459\" height=\"457\" srcset=\"https:\/\/davidmcelroy.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/Rice-cakes-for-Santa.jpg 459w, https:\/\/davidmcelroy.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/Rice-cakes-for-Santa-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/davidmcelroy.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/Rice-cakes-for-Santa-300x298.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 459px) 100vw, 459px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Some people are having to make SERIOUS sacrifices because of the economy lately. The whole thing is funny, but the last line made me laugh out loud. Well, that and the spelling of &#8220;do to.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.davidmcelroy.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/As-for-Warlock.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-8141\" title=\"As for Warlock\" src=\"http:\/\/www.davidmcelroy.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/As-for-Warlock.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"459\" height=\"351\" srcset=\"https:\/\/davidmcelroy.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/As-for-Warlock.jpg 459w, https:\/\/davidmcelroy.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/As-for-Warlock-300x229.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 459px) 100vw, 459px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Cats are highly intelligent creatures, but they sometimes aren&#8217;t the most insightful book critics.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.davidmcelroy.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/The-cat-as-book-critic.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-8142\" title=\"The cat as book critic\" src=\"http:\/\/www.davidmcelroy.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/The-cat-as-book-critic.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"459\" height=\"330\" srcset=\"https:\/\/davidmcelroy.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/The-cat-as-book-critic.jpg 459w, https:\/\/davidmcelroy.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/The-cat-as-book-critic-300x215.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 459px) 100vw, 459px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Never trust a coyote who recommends products that come from the Acme catalog.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.davidmcelroy.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/Acme-products.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-8143\" title=\"Acme products\" src=\"http:\/\/www.davidmcelroy.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/Acme-products.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"460\" height=\"275\" srcset=\"https:\/\/davidmcelroy.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/Acme-products.jpg 460w, https:\/\/davidmcelroy.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/Acme-products-300x179.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 460px) 100vw, 460px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>And, finally, this is why you shouldn&#8217;t let your kids watch zombie movies.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.davidmcelroy.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/Kids-and-zombie-movies.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-8144\" title=\"Kids and zombie movies\" src=\"http:\/\/www.davidmcelroy.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/Kids-and-zombie-movies.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"460\" height=\"448\" srcset=\"https:\/\/davidmcelroy.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/Kids-and-zombie-movies.jpg 460w, https:\/\/davidmcelroy.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/Kids-and-zombie-movies-300x292.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 460px) 100vw, 460px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As Christmas approaches, these guys are having to set aside their search for self-discovery, but this is what they do in the off-season. 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