{"id":8446,"date":"2011-12-16T13:35:12","date_gmt":"2011-12-16T19:35:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.davidmcelroy.org\/?p=8446"},"modified":"2011-12-16T13:35:49","modified_gmt":"2011-12-16T19:35:49","slug":"friday-funnies-8","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/davidmcelroy.org\/?p=8446","title":{"rendered":"FRIDAY FUNNIES"},"content":{"rendered":"

As you get ready for Christmas goodies, keep in mind that some people in your life need you to bring a different set of aesthetic sensibilities to the decorating part of the project.<\/p>\n

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If Ray Bradbury were writing “Fahrenheit 451 today,” he might have to make a few changes. It’s harder to burn all the digital copies, it seems.<\/p>\n

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St. Patrick is famous for driving the snakes out of Ireland, but historians didn’t know until recently that there was a rare early photo of the event.<\/p>\n

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It’s sometimes tough to realize that you’re just the step ladder.<\/p>\n

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And, finally, this is what happens when vegetarian zombies attack.<\/p>\n

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