Since last week’s funnies were all about cats, I’m giving equal time to the dogs today. Of course, the dogs in the audience aren’t likely to hear a word I’m saying, because what we say and what they hear have little to do with one another.
FRIDAY FUNNIES
By David McElroy ·

Fiscal sanity is dead because most people are irrational hypocrites
Only certainty of life is that every one of us crosses River Styx alone
Will you uncover your blind spots? Or will you ignore red flags again?
Does your life feel wasted so far? Maybe your best is yet to come
Conflict pushes inner buttons to make me feel like child in trouble
Will better marketing make you love state-controlled medical industry?
They won’t listen to arguments; they might listen to honest art
Cop pepper-spraying protesters is symbol for arrogant police culture