One of the key story points in “The Wizard of Oz” is that a magical man with all powers ruled the entire land from the Emerald City and could grant whatever he chose to give out of the goodness of his heart. Some people believe the same of the U.S. president.
The Ohio State Buckeyes are 11-0 right now, with just one game to go. Ohio State’s group of football fans is as rabid as any of the other top 15 or 20 college football programs, and they would normally be excited about a possible chance to play for the national championship. There’s just one problem. The Buckeyes are on probation this year and are ineligible to play a post-season game. That was part of the punishment they suffered because of a cheating scandal a few years back.
Now, I understand that a sane person would wonder how these two stories are going to tie together. But even though the ruling body of college football — the NCAA — has judged Ohio State guilty and handed down the sanctions, some of the school’s fans are unhappy. They don’t think it’s fair. So they actually started a petition on the White House website asking Barack Obama to intervene — and somehow declare that Ohio State must be allowed to play for the national title. Here’s what the petition said:

I don’t care where Pedro is from, but I’m happy he’s my neighbor
Illegal bribes mean a politician is corrupt, but the legal things he does are just as immoral
Creator knew truth when He said 
Without meaning, most are blind to rot destroying their own lives
Blind faith in our ability to reason led to arrogance, false certainty
I’ve lost all interest in begging anyone to fix the political system
Rational rules don’t apply when the state gives itself a monopoly
Why do we paint ourselves into joyless corners with no way out?