Have you ever had a hankering to run for president? Well, now you can do it — for just $99.
It’s sort of like trying out for American Idol, it seems. You don’t have to be able to sing, though. You just need a platform and $99 entry fee. The finalists are going to compete on national television — just like American Idol.
I don’t think it’s a gag. It seems like a real effort to get people to plunk down money. But I find myself thinking that someone must’ve dreamed this scheme up while watching “Idiocracy.”
Few people want to admit it, but our society rewards conformity
Check out my Tuesday interview on Steve Gelder’s political radio show
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What if I hadn’t been afraid to follow Paul Finebaum’s advice 20 years ago?
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I’m exhausted and numb from placing trust in the wrong people
OK, morons, we’ll finally admit it: We really are smarter than you