Have you ever had a hankering to run for president? Well, now you can do it — for just $99.
It’s sort of like trying out for American Idol, it seems. You don’t have to be able to sing, though. You just need a platform and $99 entry fee. The finalists are going to compete on national television — just like American Idol.
I don’t think it’s a gag. It seems like a real effort to get people to plunk down money. But I find myself thinking that someone must’ve dreamed this scheme up while watching “Idiocracy.”
After years of wasting my life, sands of time are slipping away
Bachmann’s attack on Obama’s TelePrompTer was cynical hypocrisy
What if a key to knowing what to do is built into everybody’s gut?
Sometimes we should ignore idiots who yell about non-existent racism
Our methods of selling politicians seem designed for mental defectives
‘Tolerant’ left seethes with hate if you don’t accept ‘gender theory’
Though it’s helpful to have talent, that won’t guarantee success