If you’re allergic to bad grammar and poor word usage, you have to be very careful who you hang out with, because it can be dangerous. (In fairness, though, I should point out that there’s a missing comma in the last frame, but maybe the victim is too sick to realize it.)
FRIDAY FUNNIES
By David McElroy ·

Maturity asked me to learn that I’d never win certain arguments
Two sets of rules: One for the public and a very different set for police
Watching a friend’s happy family makes me feel pangs of jealousy
Replacing Obama with a Republican president won’t change anything
My friends stepped up in a big way when I needed their help for Bessie
We rarely have wisdom we need ’til it’s too late to avoid mistakes
Truth beyond physical world is hard for a skeptical man to see
Out-of-touch Keynesians still think ‘digging ditches’ is a good idea
Would you secretly kill someone to get what you want the most?