If you’re allergic to bad grammar and poor word usage, you have to be very careful who you hang out with, because it can be dangerous. (In fairness, though, I should point out that there’s a missing comma in the last frame, but maybe the victim is too sick to realize it.)
FRIDAY FUNNIES
By David McElroy ·

‘All animals are equal, but [deaf] animals are more equal than others’
I like Ron Paul, but he’s not winning (and I don’t believe in the system)
Uh, oh: For first time since ’45, U.S. job growth was zero last month
Sounds of old music awakened repressed feelings from my past
Achievement or scam? Designer invents perfume you can’t smell
Deputies too busy to work accidents, but have time to raid bingo halls