In honor of what turned out to be the biggest story of the week, we have an all-chicken edition of Friday Funnies. Haven’t you ever wondered where boneless chicken comes from? How did anybody ever breed them to not have the bones? You’ll find the secrets at the fabled Boneless Chicken Ranch.
FRIDAY FUNNIES
By David McElroy ·

Ban on saggy pants: Why do we require laws against looking foolish?
Private property ownership is just an illusion in this country today
Federal debt default? So what? It happened before — in 1979
Gingrich threatens to skip debates if he can’t dictate audience rules
This mortal life swings between lonely misery and loving paradise
Fetish for privatizing misses point; it’s having a choice that matters
Why are killing, maiming people elsewhere called moral, ‘legal’?
Does this look like a child abuser? Voters must not have thought so
Getting better at all I do is only way to fight ‘imposter syndrome’