Have you ever had a hankering to run for president? Well, now you can do it — for just $99.
It’s sort of like trying out for American Idol, it seems. You don’t have to be able to sing, though. You just need a platform and $99 entry fee. The finalists are going to compete on national television — just like American Idol.
I don’t think it’s a gag. It seems like a real effort to get people to plunk down money. But I find myself thinking that someone must’ve dreamed this scheme up while watching “Idiocracy.”
FRIDAY FUNNIES
On National Dog Day, remember how love can change any of us
The pounding rain from the storm brought me warmth, light and love
Mental illness can be hidden in any family, changing lives forever
I accept others’ amateur media, but I expect myself to be a pro
Goodbye, Sonny
Totalitarians want to seize your cash as the moral rot continues
Want to really understand someone? Visit the places that shaped his past