Have you ever had a hankering to run for president? Well, now you can do it — for just $99.
It’s sort of like trying out for American Idol, it seems. You don’t have to be able to sing, though. You just need a platform and $99 entry fee. The finalists are going to compete on national television — just like American Idol.
I don’t think it’s a gag. It seems like a real effort to get people to plunk down money. But I find myself thinking that someone must’ve dreamed this scheme up while watching “Idiocracy.”
Our greatest apparent strengths frequently lead to our downfall
After years of wasting my life, sands of time are slipping away
Without empathy and persistence, high IQ is just a cheap parlor trick
Third parties aren’t any better than two parties if they anoint rulers
I used to ponder who I really am; today I just ask who I am for now
Good character matters far more than winning political arguments
Intellectual honesty mostly dead — but few partisans even care
THE McELROY ZOO: Meet Tommy, who needs a home before winter
When intense feelings turn numb, something inside has died for me