We might all need a little therapy, but sometimes the dog has an entirely different reason for you to spend $120 an hour.
It took a long time, but the ducks finally fought back with decoys of their own.
Some women have accused men of looking at them in inappropriate ways — instead of looking them in the eyes. This would definitely turn the tables with some women I know.
When people ask you whether you’ve found Jesus, you’d better make sure you know for sure what they’re talking about.
And, finally, Mitt Romney’s campaign is considering coming out with a yard sign that reflects the real enthusiasm of the Republican voters who seem certain to make him the GOP nominee.