If you’re already sick of the 2012 presidential campaign, you might want to seek professional help immediately.
If you’re unhappy with your existing political choices, you can always turn to the Rebel Alliance as an alternative. Just don’t tell Darth Vader.
Of course, if you’re sick of the whole majoritarian system claiming that it has any right to control you, you’re not alone. And if you talk to Christians who say they want to use the election system to enforce God’s will — or, rather, their version of it — keep this one in mind.
Do you ever feel that we’re all looking at each other and think that nobody else understands anything?
And, finally, now that cold weather is here, remember that not every snowman is honest and upright. If you have snowmen in your yard, protect them against this rogue element. Outlaw hair dryers today.