When William showed up about 13 years ago, he was an amazingly confident kitten. He had been wandering the neighborhood for days when my ex-wife brought him inside and declared that someone had to take care of this little guy.
He was tiny then, but he was already a lion in his own mind. He walked right up to the older cats in the household and let them know there was a new sheriff in town. His dominant and fearless attitude earned him the name of William — after William the Conqueror.
There’s little he won’t get into. He has talented paws that are especially suited to opening drawers. Since he enjoys finding soft clothes to sleep on, he has a long habit of opening drawers and setting up shop on top of the clothes for a long nap. Here’s an example of his handiwork. He always jumps up and looks innocent after he’s been caught.

Money is a tool, and it’s useless without motivation and vision
In the great new culture war over Thanksgiving shopping, I’m neutral
If you want a president to ‘run the country,’ you’re missing the point
Do you know your heart’s desire? Or are you just chasing a mirage?
Was Columbus a hero or a special kind of evil monster? Neither one
It might not matter who’s right; just fix the problem and move on
Arrogance and stupidity go hand in hand for the coercive state
Laughing at the ‘rapture cult’? Those who believe in the state are no different
What if other people see you or hear you differently than you do?