Have you ever had a hankering to run for president? Well, now you can do it — for just $99.
It’s sort of like trying out for American Idol, it seems. You don’t have to be able to sing, though. You just need a platform and $99 entry fee. The finalists are going to compete on national television — just like American Idol.
I don’t think it’s a gag. It seems like a real effort to get people to plunk down money. But I find myself thinking that someone must’ve dreamed this scheme up while watching “Idiocracy.”
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Loss of majestic tree in my yard feels like death of an old friend
Our methods of selling politicians seem designed for mental defectives
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I’m the common denominator for all of my dysfunctional romances
She took an easy way to escape risk, but she’s left to deal with empty life
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Sex is everywhere in our culture, but we’re starved for intimacy