When I was younger, one of my neighbors came over and said he had something important to talk about.
“I have good news,” he said as he waved a piece of paper. “I’ve just signed the neighborhood constitution. It’s going to keep you safe and free. You’re not going to have to worry about a thing, because I’m going to take care of you. Best of all, I’m protecting you against attacks from space aliens.”
I’d never considered the notion that I needed to worry about being attacked by space aliens, but the more I thought about it, well, it seemed like a good idea to have someone protect me from them. And Mr. Madison seemed so sincere, so I figured he must be right.
Not much changed at first. I went on living my life and kept to myself. Every now and then Mr. Madison would tell me that I needed to change something about my house or my yard, but it was no big deal. Mostly I was relieved because the aliens hadn’t attacked.
Mr. Madison couldn’t do all of the protecting and ordering himself, so he deputized members of his family to help out. He only appointed the best, of course, so they had my best interests at heart. That’s what they told me, anyway.

Global warming or a new ice age? Anyone who claims to know is lying
Why are we uncomfortable when other people aren’t much like us?
Is Big Brother taking over your refrigerator and other appliances?
Can I reconnect with inner child who saw the world differently?
What if world is becoming a place where you no longer want to live?
‘Duck Dynasty’ just another skirmish in an increasingly stupid culture war
Sharing ridiculous things we enjoy is a special part of love
If you’re depressed about losing, libertarians are standing by to help