When I first started picking up bits and pieces of their conversation, I thought the elderly man and woman were talking about Christmas parties.
“Martha’s is at 4 but it’s in Cullman,” the woman said. “That wouldn’t give us much time to get back for John’s at 6.”
“I know,” her husband said. “We’ll just have to leave early at Martha’s and maybe be a little late for John. Neither one of them will hold it against us.”
Then I realized they weren’t talking about social plans. They were talking about funerals.

NOTEBOOK: Why do so many libertarians need One True Way?
Sad, but true: Neither Ron Paul nor any libertarian has chance to win
When strangers tell us things we want to hear, we want to believe
Liberal NPR, PBS? Why should tax money pay to influence culture?
Rush Limbaugh is just as partisan and ignorant as MSNBC’s Ed Schultz
We’re all a little crazy; I worry about those who don’t know it
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