If you’re planning to open a nudie strip club, what’s the best place to get your investment cash? If you thought of finding investors or borrowing from a bank, you’re not blessed with the business genius of Washington, D.C., con artist Cornell Jones — who’s known as a “reformed gangster.”
In a lawsuit filed by the District of Columbia, it’s alleged that Jones and a non-profit organization he controlled bamboozled the city into giving $330,000 to open a job training center for people with AIDS. I’m not sure what kind of jobs the Stadium Club trains people for, but it’s safe to say it’s like no other job training center around.

How terrified would your child self have been of your current adult life?
I’m looking at myself in mirror and asking difficult questions
Is AI software a useful tool or does it dictate how I see myself?
OK, morons, we’ll finally admit it: We really are smarter than you
When we don’t feel understood, we feel lonely even in a crowd
After last month’s weight freakout, something’s shifted in my attitude
Politicians have no right dictating the menu of your kid’s Happy Meal
If online attack confirms your biases too nicely, it just might be a fake
Why is it so hard to make good art? It’s something I’ll never understand