Since last week’s funnies were all about cats, I’m giving equal time to the dogs today. Of course, the dogs in the audience aren’t likely to hear a word I’m saying, because what we say and what they hear have little to do with one another.
FRIDAY FUNNIES
By David McElroy ·

As nightmares plague my friends, I’m grateful mine have subsided
Do five big beer companies force Native Americans to abuse alcohol?
If parents excuse cheating, what should we expect from their kids?
We find meaning in responsibility, not in pursuit of empty pleasures
How does modern culture escape ‘little boxes made of ticky tacky’?
After years of wasting my life, sands of time are slipping away
As we enjoyed the sunset together, language and borders didn’t matter
Homeless man on a cold night leaves me with hard questions