When I first saw the tweet, I was pretty sure it was a joke. Police in England have been making a big deal of “getting weapons off the street” for years now, so they tweet photos of weapons they’ve confiscated.
But surely this photo was a joke. Right?
“These items were found during a #weaponSweep near #MackworthHouse #AugustasSt during #OpSceptre,” said the tweet from police in the Regent’s Park area of London. “Safely disposed and taken off the streets.”
But it was a real tweet from real police in London. It appeared that someone had frisked a local handyman or janitor and stolen his tools.
I see two pairs of pliers, two small screwdrivers and a pair of scissors that would be at home in any office desk. The remaining item might be a file of some sort, but I can’t tell for sure. I just know it’s bizarre to consider these common tools to be weapons — and it shows the end result of a world which tries to use force to eliminate risk.

When the night is dark and quiet, my open heart expects a miracle
Dead things must be cleared away before rebirth has chance to come
Here’s a hot news flash: State ‘industrial policy’ still doesn’t work
They didn’t seem like people I would like. I was walking down a long aisle at Walmart behind a couple and a boy who I assume was their son. They were snapping at each other about some disagreement.
If we keep waiting for perfection, we’ll always keep traveling alone
We all see bits and pieces of reality; not a one of us sees whole picture
Fallen world keeps bruising me, but I still believe love will win
With bumbling federal response, terrorist attack achieved objectives
Just because you have right to be rude doesn’t mean it’s justified
Is it persistence or stubbornness to keep chasing uncertain outcomes?