When William showed up about 13 years ago, he was an amazingly confident kitten. He had been wandering the neighborhood for days when my ex-wife brought him inside and declared that someone had to take care of this little guy.
He was tiny then, but he was already a lion in his own mind. He walked right up to the older cats in the household and let them know there was a new sheriff in town. His dominant and fearless attitude earned him the name of William — after William the Conqueror.
There’s little he won’t get into. He has talented paws that are especially suited to opening drawers. Since he enjoys finding soft clothes to sleep on, he has a long habit of opening drawers and setting up shop on top of the clothes for a long nap. Here’s an example of his handiwork. He always jumps up and looks innocent after he’s been caught.

We have to unlearn lies before the truth can ever make sense
I support MLK’s original goals, but not what his birthday represents
Black Friday orgy of consumerism makes me very uncomfortable
Stop using children as pawns to promote adult political agendas
When people identify with their masters, freedom is hard to accept
Our self-deception is attempt to justify whatever we do to others
Apple’s Steve Jobs is dead
Democrats to Cory Booker: There’s no room for honesty in politics