Since last week’s funnies were all about cats, I’m giving equal time to the dogs today. Of course, the dogs in the audience aren’t likely to hear a word I’m saying, because what we say and what they hear have little to do with one another.
FRIDAY FUNNIES
By David McElroy ·

What’s your goal? Do you want to blow off steam or find solutions?
We can’t control timing of death, just what we do as we’re waiting
If foreigner had killed 16 Americans, we wouldn’t be looking for excuses
Colorado high school student quits choir over Islamic worship song
I’m writing a book — and I’ll be talking about it as it progresses
Two sets of rules: One for the public and a very different set for police
The goals we chase can become chains that hold us in bondage
Flawed bricks can build our lives, because perfection never arrives