Since last week’s funnies were all about cats, I’m giving equal time to the dogs today. Of course, the dogs in the audience aren’t likely to hear a word I’m saying, because what we say and what they hear have little to do with one another.
FRIDAY FUNNIES
By David McElroy ·

I can’t get over this terrible feeling that I need to talk to you on video
It’s time to change my story and reinvent myself — one more time
Be very afraid of men (or women) who question your patriotism
I’d forgotten what I said about her necklace, but she hadn’t forgotten
‘Cash for clunkers’ was an even bigger clunker than we first realized
Illusions we project for others allow us to remain hidden inside
Reaction to Penn State scandal shows danger of putting leaders on pedestal
FRIDAY FUNNIES
When socialists steal all your money, blame those who compromise today