If you’re allergic to bad grammar and poor word usage, you have to be very careful who you hang out with, because it can be dangerous. (In fairness, though, I should point out that there’s a missing comma in the last frame, but maybe the victim is too sick to realize it.)
FRIDAY FUNNIES
By David McElroy ·

Health risk and social costs make drinking alcohol a very poor risk
Words on paper don’t give governments the right to rob us
In the name of ‘fairness,’ everyone forced to pay for expensive chair lifts
Goodbye, Daddy
My books are time machines that tell you where (and who) I’ve been
At what point does a president become a dictator to be impeached?
After 15 years and 2,500 articles, I’ve added guide for new readers
Who’s afraid of a federal shutdown? Many of us hope for the real thing