When William showed up about 13 years ago, he was an amazingly confident kitten. He had been wandering the neighborhood for days when my ex-wife brought him inside and declared that someone had to take care of this little guy.
He was tiny then, but he was already a lion in his own mind. He walked right up to the older cats in the household and let them know there was a new sheriff in town. His dominant and fearless attitude earned him the name of William — after William the Conqueror.
There’s little he won’t get into. He has talented paws that are especially suited to opening drawers. Since he enjoys finding soft clothes to sleep on, he has a long habit of opening drawers and setting up shop on top of the clothes for a long nap. Here’s an example of his handiwork. He always jumps up and looks innocent after he’s been caught.

Whose life is it anyway? Police taser man trying to protect home from fire
I’ll never really know my mother and I’m envious of those who do
For pure ignorance, it’s hard to beat Occupy Wall Street protest signs
Doing it for the children? No, they’re doing it for the TV cameras
If romantic love is mental illness, do many of us want to be cured?
I’m drawn to tales of brokenness, rescue and ultimate redemption
Fiscal sanity is dead because most people are irrational hypocrites
Santa checked his list twice — and some of you’ve been naughty
If you want life outside of hatred, get away from political cesspool