If you’re allergic to bad grammar and poor word usage, you have to be very careful who you hang out with, because it can be dangerous. (In fairness, though, I should point out that there’s a missing comma in the last frame, but maybe the victim is too sick to realize it.)
FRIDAY FUNNIES
By David McElroy ·

All I wanted was to be your hero, but I still haven’t found my way
Past behavior is best indicator of how he’ll treat you in the future
Do you know your heart’s desire? Or are you just chasing a mirage?
What’s so important to you that you’d like to take it to your grave?
How can you help someone who doesn’t really want to keep living?
Life is too short to hide the love you would regret hiding at death
Without peaceful breakup plan, U.S. faces violent, angry collapse
This burning question divides us: Why can’t you people be like me?