When I first saw the tweet, I was pretty sure it was a joke. Police in England have been making a big deal of “getting weapons off the street” for years now, so they tweet photos of weapons they’ve confiscated.
But surely this photo was a joke. Right?
“These items were found during a #weaponSweep near #MackworthHouse #AugustasSt during #OpSceptre,” said the tweet from police in the Regent’s Park area of London. “Safely disposed and taken off the streets.”
But it was a real tweet from real police in London. It appeared that someone had frisked a local handyman or janitor and stolen his tools.
I see two pairs of pliers, two small screwdrivers and a pair of scissors that would be at home in any office desk. The remaining item might be a file of some sort, but I can’t tell for sure. I just know it’s bizarre to consider these common tools to be weapons — and it shows the end result of a world which tries to use force to eliminate risk.

Reading through hundreds of my old articles has been unsettling
Why not join the LP? You can’t fight the state by becoming the state
I have a history of ignoring signs that warn me it’s time for change
They didn’t seem like people I would like. I was walking down a long aisle at Walmart behind a couple and a boy who I assume was their son. They were snapping at each other about some disagreement.
We all live with a death sentence, but we act as if we’ll live forever
Baby girl murdered by own father is reminder to stay away from abusers
OK, morons, we’ll finally admit it: We really are smarter than you
My political lens makes me think you’re crazy — and vice versa
Is it just coincidence that my surgeries come when I’m alone?