When I first saw the tweet, I was pretty sure it was a joke. Police in England have been making a big deal of “getting weapons off the street” for years now, so they tweet photos of weapons they’ve confiscated.
But surely this photo was a joke. Right?
“These items were found during a #weaponSweep near #MackworthHouse #AugustasSt during #OpSceptre,” said the tweet from police in the Regent’s Park area of London. “Safely disposed and taken off the streets.”
But it was a real tweet from real police in London. It appeared that someone had frisked a local handyman or janitor and stolen his tools.
I see two pairs of pliers, two small screwdrivers and a pair of scissors that would be at home in any office desk. The remaining item might be a file of some sort, but I can’t tell for sure. I just know it’s bizarre to consider these common tools to be weapons — and it shows the end result of a world which tries to use force to eliminate risk.

If you’re sure what’s important, everything else seems trivial
Loss of cultural consensus means violent conflict in decades ahead
Being hermit looks good as world tries to make me a misanthrope
They didn’t seem like people I would like. I was walking down a long aisle at Walmart behind a couple and a boy who I assume was their son. They were snapping at each other about some disagreement.
Would you have been on a ship? Or back home complaining?
Keep your euphemisms straight: It’s ‘patriotism,’ not ‘nationalism’
Face the facts: U.S. Constitution is dead document with no meaning
Few things scare humans like the prospect of living, dying alone
Some of us feel rage at authority, even as disobedience can hurt us
I want to live a life my kids will want to emulate as they grow up