If you’re allergic to bad grammar and poor word usage, you have to be very careful who you hang out with, because it can be dangerous. (In fairness, though, I should point out that there’s a missing comma in the last frame, but maybe the victim is too sick to realize it.)
FRIDAY FUNNIES
By David McElroy ·

On National Dog Day, remember how love can change any of us
I thought I saw her face — and I whispered, ‘Are you proud of me?’
What kind of savages are we today? ‘Pick ’em out and knock ’em out’
Sharing ridiculous things we enjoy is a special part of love
What if people don’t really care about understanding each other?
When socialists steal all your money, blame those who compromise today
Black ex-congressman speaks truth about racial ‘groupthink’ on voter ID
I felt shame for my lack of love, but God said, ‘You can do better’
Chappelle is offensive and crude, but what he’s doing is important