Since this is the weekend when many Americans are frantically trying to get their tax returns ready for the IRS, we’ll look at the world through tax-colored eyes. First, keep in mind that the IRS isn’t heartless. As long as you give them everything, you won’t be punished.
FRIDAY FUNNIES
By David McElroy ·

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